- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My heart skipped a beat, I'm dead.

Roses are red My bulb is blue My pants are extending When I look at you

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

Boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter... Actually I lied, girls go to the kitchen

What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

Q. What did the monkey say to his little brother? A. Nothing. Monkeys are physically incapable of speaking, therefore it is impossible for them to communicate using the human language.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

Roes are red Violets are blue I have a potato Let's make pie

Oh and Nero, what are you suffering from? Is it dangerous? Are you dying or something? Please dont scare me like that again.

A Fat Kenyan

why did the man get ran over by a turtle? he crossed the STREET

What happens if u call a black kid names? He tells an adult and u get in trouble

How is matt and alicia going last after summer They won't

Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

A rooster is standing on top of a pointed bird house. He lays an egg. Which side does the egg fall, the left or the right? I don't care, I'm a vegetarian.

what is funnier than 24.....?????? 69. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE ME AND YOUR MAMA

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

A horse walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything or say anything because it is a horse. It proceeds to walk around and knock over a few tables before finding the door.

What did the blonde say to the brunette? I just ate a chicken panini.

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

What's worse than AIDS? Not getting your sandwich.

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