- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

What two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

What do you call a black man that has just gotten out of jail? A former criminal who has served his time in prison and is now trying to redeem himself by becoming a respectable member of his community

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

timmy has no arms knock knock whos there? NOT TIMMY!!!

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting yours asshole clawed by a grizzly

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The chicken"

what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

Why was six afraid of seven. It wasnt because numbers cant possible show emotions. I

What sucks more than being married? Being shot in both kneecaps

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "What'll it be?" The horse never replied.

Q: Wy couldn't the T-rex grab the other Dinosor? A: Because he is extinct.

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What did the athiest get for christmas? Well he shouldn't get anything becuase he doesn't belive in jesus.

roses are red. vilets are blue. I'm getting hungry. make me some food...bitch.

why did the two girls fight? Because they were mad at eachother.

Q: What did the air freshener say to the car??? A: Nothing. Air fresheners are inanimate objects

Why was the black kid in the AP Calculus classroom? Because he was a very driven student, who studied hard so that he could attend a good University and build a good life for himself and his family.

What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

Once upon time the government was corrupt Jk, it always has been

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