I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

,Do you know what hapened to the janitor who cleaned the school halls? He finished the job, got paid a reasonable amount and went home to his average family.

Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

whats black dirty gross and sits on the porch all day? a trash bag

Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

I have a horse.

Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

why is 6 afraid of 7? i don't know, ask 6

Hi.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She was dead.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

Q. How do you make your dog stop barking? A. Take it to the grocery store. Replace it with any popsicle in the fridge.

Q: Why did the cheerleader drop her pom-poms? A: She was knocked unconscious from behind and repeatedly sodomized by a convicted rapist.

knock knock! who's there? me.(walks away...)

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...