- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

Gary: Hey Bill, wanna hear a joke? Bill: Yes Gary: Okay.

DON'T LOOK A GIFT HORSE IN THE MOUTH BECAUSE HORSES HAVE BAD BREATH

An irish man stumbles out of a bar.

What's the difference between Obama and a monkey? They are two different species, so thus they are very different.

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

what`s green and flys a plain i was kidding about the green

When I was little I used to love to dig up worms. Out of my ass.

A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

Why does Rupert the Bear wear chequered trousers? Because that's how the creator originally drew him.

what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

What did the black man say while getting mauled by a jungle cat? "Help im dying", as the animal riped him peice by peice with fear in his eyes he died slowly as the jungle cat draged him back to its den helplessly he fades away and the animal eats him.

Q: why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: what 10 year old WOULDN'T?

In soviet russia, 6 is not afraid of 7

how many jews does it take for me to be able to have sex with my cousin's girlfriend? idk, but that's how many I need. actually let me have some extras. couldn't hurt.

What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

Why did the computer load on facebook? Thats what you typed in.

Skrillex.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

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