- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why Did The Boy Fall Off The Swing? Because He Had No Arms.

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

What do you call an African American witch doctor dressed in ceremonial robes flying a plane? A Pilot.

what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

what's worse then a blowjob?

Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

What did little ben get for christmas? A dead grandma

What is a pirate's favorite color? It depends on the pirate.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

Why did the little boy cry? Because his parents were shot in the face while he was forced to watch you insensitive jerk Now walk away ????

Q: what did the poor, blind, deaf, orphan girl get for Christmas? A: cancer.

An Aisian failed a test

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

What do you call a man who has lost both his legs, one arm, and half his eye? Larry

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

Nuneaton..

What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

A russian gives away vodka.

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