sweating like antoni with a girl

Why was the trash man feeling sad about his life? Because he had a mild case of depression to which his doctor recommended taking antidepressant pills.

nothing drews nose is f**ing hilarious

How do you pick up girls in Auschwitz? With a dustpan

What did the guy say when he came out of the closet? Where's my green shirt?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Today I'll wear a hat on my head Instead of a shoe.

a dyslexic made a dessert. it was a bit dry.

How do you put elephant in refrigerator? Open the door, and put the elephant in

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car and die.

It's so hot even chuck noris can't withstand this shit.

What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

''Levi Johnston is running for mayor of Wasilla, Alaska. Ironically, many of the babies he'll kiss on the campaign trail will be his own.''

What's worse than the Holocost? Two worms in your apple.

Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

A man walked into a bar. I shot him

how many licks did it take the boy to get to the center of a tootsie pop? he died of cancer

little potato when born allicator don't have neck, if u like me it's cause u stole my scooter

run farther?

Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

Why is the Mexican a gardener? He has a mental disability that makes him unable to do more than a simple task.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A: A quadriplegic.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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