Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

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a white guy a black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar.

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A Catholic priest has the choice between spending an hour with a young girl or a young boy. Which does he choose? Neither because that's illegal and completely immoral for a priest.

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The word you are looking for is charm, not seduction, I am above such things, and while I have no reason whatsoever to believe either one of us can gain anything from going "eye for an eye", I am sure I can offer whatever financial and even specialized assistance you might require in order to get that eye of yours seeing clearer than before... Worry not, I shall outlaw the name Nero and all the derivations and similarities from my Order, unless someone named Nero actually happens to come by of course...

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Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

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I have read the terms and conditions

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My new friend, aka future fuckbuddy asked me what I do for a living. I told her, I write books. She asked me if I had gotten anything published yet. I told her: EXCUSE ME? DID I SAY I WAS A PUBLISHER? She laughed, for some reason... Good enough of an Antichri... Antijoke.

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A princess kisses a frog to transform it into a prince.. She is soon arrested for committing bestiality

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What did the pony say when it lost its voice? Nothing. Ponies are incapable of speech.

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Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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PSP its a nut you can play... Outside...

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A man with a white bed sheet on his body and head grimaced at a black man. He said to the black man, can you help me with my ghost costume? Something in the back is poking me and it hurts.

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A black man sees a watch that he want. He then purchases it with his hard earned money.

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What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

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Okay, but lets write a contract, if you regret your decision at anytime, you get it all back, minus what I have spent of course, both I and my wife have always wanted to live in a house by the sea, hopefully you nearby. You know, I have never been truly happy because I thought I could change this world, now I know that I tried and failed, maybe I can change myself instead, they say that true change comes from within.

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Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

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What did Jesus say when he walked on water? I'm drowning

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My Muslim friend is always late to everything. We call him 9/12.

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Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

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How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

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What did the angry asian man do after he crashed his car? He died of serious head trauma and internal bleeding.

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Gus's mom

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Q:Howd the blind kid find his way home? A:He didnt, he got lost and died of starvation.

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