- Anti Joke

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

Q: What is tall, white, and shaped like a house? A: a tall white man, if you break his limbs and twist them into the rectangular shape of a house.

so a salesman knocks on a mans' door and asks if he would like to hear a salespitch but the man didn't answer he came back two minutes later and knocked and asked if the man would be intrested in some girl scout cookies and the man tore the door off the hinges.

I C U P White stuff

What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

Why did Todd have intimacy problems? He was molested as a child.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

How did Goku save his home planet? He didn't.

How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

Roses are Red, Vilots are blue Im going to kill myself Bye

Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

A Jew and a Muslim are playing golf. Just not together.

Why did the clown want a new bike? Don't ask me, clowns are allowed to want things too

why did the skeleton cross the road ? because it wanted too. lolz

Your mom is so fat, that your gonna get a brother soon.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.