whos a sick fuck? jake morris

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

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Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

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Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

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Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

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What do a bike and a human have in common they are both objects

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Several ways to annoy people: Grab the end of their shirt to blow your nose Try to shove a bowling ball down there throat Try to sell them a broom and vacuum Try to eat their babies paint their toe Nibble their ankles Ask if you can babysit their crystal and if they say no start whining Carry around your chicken and ask if they want a nugget

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Yo mama is so fat, she needs to get serious about her diet, or else she might die of some sort of weight related issue.

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When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

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Why did the Italian family have spaghetti for dinner? Thats the only thing they had in the house

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

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What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

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What happened to him after he died? He got buried.

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you know its foggy outside when you step outside and its foggy outside.

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You just sunk my battleship! 5,000 people just perished at the bottom the ocean in a war for pointless political reasons.

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What is covered in red and has two legs? Half a cat.

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whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

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Ayy mon, come smoke dis weed wit ma

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Yo mama looks so much like a cardboard box, my kindergarten class graduated.

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What happened to to dyslexic giraffe that tripped over a brick. It got back up.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

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A lot eh?

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Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

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