You know who else sucks dick? My aunt Jane. She was forced to become a prostitute after she got fired from her job.

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How much dirt is in a 4 by 6 by 8 hole? None its a hole.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

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A: Why are black people so good at sports? B: Practice and determination.

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Guess What!? What?! GIGGITY GIGGITY GOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (ALL RIGHT) OH.

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If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

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What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

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Robin, get in the car, please.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go hang himself.

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, someone keeps shitting in my garden

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I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

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roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

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A black man and a midget walk into a bar. They notice the beverages are unreasonably priced so they leave.

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there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

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You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

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It's raining it's poring the old man died die to a sudden increase in blood pressure thus leading to a heart attack

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Hail Hitler

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What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

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I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

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Why couldn't timmy brush his hair? He had leukaemia

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

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I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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