- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jolly Rancher the particle beam is in the alpha quadrant and we are good to go.Please confirm receipt of this communique. Cell Leader Iqbal

What do you call a man with no arm or legs lying in front of a door? Idk, but how did he get there, and where is his aid to help him get out of this situation?

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Jay-Z

What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

why didn't the mexiczn eat the black man's cooking? because it wasn't good

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waist down and had no way of feeling

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

Your mom is so fat, that your gonna get a brother soon.

Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name I've got OCD And my poetry skills are also lacking.

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

A British man walks into a dentist's office.

A Jew and a Muslim are playing golf. Just not together.

Why did the clown want a new bike? Don't ask me, clowns are allowed to want things too

why did the skeleton cross the road ? because it wanted too. lolz

I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

Dont follow this link.......http://www.google.com/imghp?hl=en&q=blue+waffle&tab=wi

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -Fish

Why did the man fall off of his bike? He was hit by a car and died in a tragic accident.

Why are kenyans so fast? Because due to evolutionary changes, people from that area of the world have evolved to have superior muscle builds to sprint, hence giving them a natural advantage against an equally trained athlete form another part of the world with an equal skill level

What do you do if your batteries die and you have none left? Go to your nearest battery selling retail store and buy some more.

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