- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

Whats worse than getting shot in the foot? Watching each member of your family get shot in the foot.

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Why did Susie drown? Because she fell in a puddle. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy!

Your mom is so old that she most likely will die soon.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

roses are red violets are blue i'll be back in an hour or two

Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't give in to peer pressure.

wat is osama bin ladin's favorite sport grenade catch

Knock knock! Who's there? Alexis. Hi, come in!

Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

A man walks into a Norfolk pub. The landlord (not being very worldly) notices he is of Middle Eastern descent and asks "are you Bin Laden"? To this the man replies "No I bin Swaffham". (Needs to be said in Norfolk accent)

what did the 14 year old boy get for christmas? nothing because he his sitting in prison for killin his parents and is serving a life sentence.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped.

Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

Why did the black man repeatedly punch the white man? The two men were boxers. They were fighting in a charity boxing match. Revenue generated by the event went towards cancer research.

Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

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