Why was the Pizza Delivery boy crying? He was sad.

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My Boyfriend

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Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

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a little kid goes as candle for halloween, 69 girls blew him teenage boy goes as candle for halloween, all he got was burned

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Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

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An old lady at an atm told me to check her balance So i pushed her over

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A man was feeling sick and decided to go and see a doctor. He saw the doctor and then went home. He wasn't feeling any better so he decided to get checked-out by the doctor.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

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A man walks into a bar. There is no one there.

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Roses are gray, violets are gray. I'm color blind.

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What happens when you forget your parachute as you jump out of a plane? You wake up.

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Every human being has some kind of penis <3

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How would you rule?

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Charlie Sheen

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because it is very difficult for someone with a vision impairment to operate a vehicle.

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Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

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What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

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Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

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Q. What do you call Lebron James on a roller Coster? A. A man who makes a lot of money and decided to take his family out on a family fun day to an amusement park.

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What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked.

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what's the diferance between a boner and a lambroghini? I dont have a lambroghini

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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