What's did the white man say to the black man? Howdy.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Timmy. YOU DON'T KNOW ME!!!!!

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Two gay men are seen walking down a street in Texas. Actually now that I think about it homosexuality is pretty much outlawed in Texas. Two gay men are thrown into a Texan Jail where they spend the rest of their lives, cold hungry and alone.

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a jewish duck trips over a series of metal corckswcrews and proceeds to die of ADHD the answer is 4

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What did the blind man say when you asked hi his favorite color? Nothing he is death too

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One day a man woke up and decided that he was going to do something with his life. He then got a haircut, took a shower and bought a nice new suit. After that he went home and cleaned up his whole house and invited his parents, that were not very close with him, over for dinner.An hour and thirty minutes before his parents got there, he went to the store to pick up some food to prepare for the very important dinner. On the way home he see's a homeless man walking on the side of the road. The man felt bad for him because he was poor so he gave him $10. He then proceeded home to make the dinner. The dinner turned out very well and he went to bed a better man.

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It was a beautiful day, John was driving in his car down the street, Kameron was riding his bike preparing for a bike race the following day, and Griffin was having his 7th birthday party. John ran over Kameron and Griffin, he killed Griffin and broke Kameron's legs to where he could never stand/ride again

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D/M/Y ~~ Take 21/12/2012 Flip it upside down Take the 2's out from both ends (1/12/201) Take out all the ones and two's (//0) Take your zero and turn it 90 degrees to the right Take out the forward slashes What you are left with, a potato.

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What's worse than finding your cat dead? Finding your cat dead because it choked on your goldfish.

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A train conducter conducts goes at 60mph, when he goes under a bridge he goes at 52mph. When he goes over a hill he goes at 47mph. If he goes under 3 bridges and over 6 hills what did the conductors mother eat for dinner that night. Nothing, after many months of suffering she died from Huntington's disease.

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How many apples come from trees? None, not a single one of em'

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what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

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What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

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A: Knock Knock. B:Whose there? A:Jehovah witness!

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whats the diffrence between madeline macan and a submarine? there isnt one there both at the bottom of the sea and full of seaman

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? I just said it was Steve

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I came to the bar at 7:00. What time did I leave at? There was no clock at the bar I went to, therefore i cannot determine when I left or when I cmae, so my above opinion is clearly incorrect.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

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What's the difference between a black guy and an asian. They come from different race groups.

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one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

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What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

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