a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

what did the blind man get for christmas? Cancer.....

there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

There are 2 kinds of people in this world... 1.Those who need closure.

A month after the nuclear bombing of Hiroshima, a typhoon hit the city killing another 2,000 people.

roses are red FACT violets are blue FACT this ryhm is boring how about you FACT

What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

an alien is walking down the street he can't breathe our air and quickly suffocates and dies

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? No it's Cindy Lou Who!

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

A young black girl walks in to a bar. Because she was not of the legal age to consume alcoholic beverages she was asked to leave in a peaceful manner.

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

what goes boo a sock

I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

What did the broom say to the vacuum cleaner? "Your mom sucks."

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

What? Why?

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't. Her head was stuck in the oven.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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