Q: What happened when Sophie broke her leg? A: She was taken to hospital where she was given a cast, and made a full recovery just in time for the Summer.

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Your mom

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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What happend to the girl in the corner? Idk that's why I asked!! :P

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A man walked up to a fork in the road. He bent down, picked it up, and continued on his journey.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Orange. Don't be ridiculous. Oranges can't talk.

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What do you call a woman who has huge breasts? Sarah, for instance.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice-cream? He was run over by a bus and died instantly.

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What's sad about a guy jumping off a cliff? The cliff.

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You're so retarded that people make fun of you and you laugh with them because you don't understand and just want some friends.

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what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "I'm dying of AIDS so I guess I'm feeling a little sorry for myself"

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what do you have to do to confuse a blond? Nothing

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Ask me if i'm a fish. Are you a fish? Do I look like a fish?

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You wanna hear a joke? People that debase womens' rights.

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Q: Why did the Westboro Baptist Church picket the gay marine’s funeral? A: Homosexuals are a plague sent by Satan to destroy the fabric of America.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle

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Why didn't the Baby wake up? Because it was dead

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house?. No, Well neither has he...

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Q: Whats the difference between porno and your mom? A: I can masturbate to porno

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why did amelia earhart get lost? because she was a woman

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A shark walks into a bar. The bartender asks someone to call animal control to remove the nearly-dead sea creature from his bar.

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what do you call a black guy under water? A Scuba Diver

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well now

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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