How did Jimmy know that his neighbor was a serial killer? He didn't... Jimmy's dead now

Why did the little girl with no arms an legs cry? Because she fell off the swing.

Why couldn't Billy see the show? Because Billy is blind.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refridgerator

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

nick and a mexican were in a falling plane.. nick ate the mexican... that is all..

If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

Why did the black man walk into a bar? To order a drink.

Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

So, a man walks into a bar. His alcoholic habits are slowly tearing apart his marriage.

Q. why did the blonde stare at the orange juice carton? A. it said concentrate.

Bible Fact0idz: "Something Drink my blood and consume my flesh and live forever something" Jesus- dead age 30something alcoholism liver problems and diabeetus at time of death, crucified and not been seen since, return pending? Classified Alcoholic. Moral: "YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!"

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

what is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? you take your shoes off before you jump on the trampoline.

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

How long can penguins hold their breath underwater? Long enough for you to eat a baby and then cover for it.

Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

Yo mama is so fat when she went to the fat contest they said SORRY no pros alowed

A priest, a rabbi and a proctologist walk into a bar. Why is there a bar lying in the middle of the sidewalk?

Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

What do you call a black man backfilping off a roof The dark knight

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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