- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference of a pile of dead babys and a lambrogini? One of them is not inside of my garage.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

Why did the girl cry? i took her happy meal.

Why did the drug dealer get arrested? Cause he was black.

Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question.

3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? answer: Where's my tractor?

What's better than doing the Hannah Montana's hoedown-throwdown? Throwin' that ho down.

What did the gay kid in high school say? I'm straight.

whats funny about the klu klux klan? nothing is funny at all about it because they cause pain and suffering to afircan amaricans and other ethnic groups.

Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

How did Hitler make the world a better place? He died.

Like does not mean said. You can blame Justin Bieber for that one, cuz he was like "Baby Baby Baby" and I was like "no"

Whats the difference between a squirrel and a grape? They're both squirrels but ones a grap...

Q. what is the most amazing animal in the world? A. MULLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Q: What's the difference between a black man from San Diego and a white man from Miami? A: They live in different cities, and in the presidential election, the black man voted for Obama and the white man voted for McCain

A van drives into a car.

[] [] Those are eyes These are teeth

What did the homeless guy say to the not-homeless guy? I'm homeless.

A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding poo in your shoe.

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