Knock knock Go away

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Someone clearly messed up on naming the flower. Violet is synonymous with purple, Which is obviously NOT blue; It's the mixture between blue and red.

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I'm a Banker. A woman asked if I could check her balance... So I pushed her off a cliff.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? A teenage girl was texting and driving, didn't see it, and now it's roadkill.

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Why didn't the black man make it into heaven? No one did, there is no evidence supporting the existence of an afterlife.

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diarrhea.

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Why was the boy sad? I don't know, what do think I am? An umbrella? Why would you even think FOR A MOMENT that it's OK to just ASK me random stuff? Do you have ANY IDEA who I am?! I'm your worst nightmare, and if you ever ask me ANYTHING without permission again, or so help me I will drown the nearest pet goldfish. P.S. His cat died.

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Zafarfanugen the third: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bob: Who cares about some dumb chicken crossing the road! I am more interested in why three generations of your family would continually use such a ridiculous name!

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What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by jimmy savile.

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a man walks into a bar. he gets a beer and talks to his friends. he then goes home.

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Yup, I 100% agree with all the jokes that were made below this post. Chad's pretty gay.

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Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

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what does STFU stand for? the southern tenant farmers union.

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You the same as before? I am being a bit overly cautious I admit that, I would call you, the problem is that while you are either pretty good at pretending to be innocent and all, or actually pretty down to earth, I mean I would probably applaud you for tricking me into believing you are pretty sweet before, but I got my wife and her family to take care off now, its not quite the same getting stabbed in the back anymore,

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Why did the man crossing the busy road die? because he wanted to

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Knock knock Who's there. Interrupting cow, sorry you can see where this is going, just let me in without asking any more questions please.

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what did the iphone say to the galagy s3? nothing they are phones.

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What did the giraffe say to the other giraffe. Nothing, giraffes are animals and thus cannot speak

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

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why did the chicken stop in the middle of crossing the road? to get to the other side

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Jokes related to finding a worm in an apple.

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A duck walks into the bar, buys a beer, steals your woman, wins a bar fight, pistol whips a police officer, departs and shouts Aflac

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Q: What did the monkey say to the parrot? A: I like trains so feed me bananas!

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