What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

Why did the lemon eat salt? I DON'T KNOW!!

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whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? I raped your mom and she swallowed my load, k

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A bleeding penguin.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to Your House. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken

Yo momma so ugly, except she's not. She's looking beautiful today.

Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

whats hard long and has cum in it cucumber

What do Mitt Romney and Barak Obama have in common? Nothing that is why they are running against each other for US President.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Q: What's worse than losing your job? A: Seeing your entire family die in a car accident

Ask me if I'm God.. Dude, we all know you're not God.

why are anti-jokes so funny? they aren't. they're stupid.

A car walks into a bar.

Yo mama's so skinny, she should probably go in for eating disorders' counseling.

Bob goes to the store and buys some food.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

Roses are red Violets are blue You don't want to be my valintine I'm going to shoot myself.

What did Hellen Keller say when she drove up to the stop sign? Nothing, she doesn't drive.

When life gives you lemonade, give life lemons and it'll be like WTF?!

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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