What does pooh bear call his grandma? Pooh nanny.

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Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

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how do you wake up lady gaga? poker face

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Who like vibrating dildos? Cammy

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What's white and is your slave? Your computer.

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What is Dora the Explorer's favorite food? Pussy.

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What happened to the guy who bought a nice, brand new, plasma screen t.v.? He hanged himself.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his red tractor?

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How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

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whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

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whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

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What happens when you throw a blue rock into red water? It gets wet...

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What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

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Knock knock! Who's there? F*ck. F*ck who? F*ck you.

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Michael Jackson will always be remembered for touching...the hearts of many.

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What did the athiest get for christmas? Well he shouldn't get anything becuase he doesn't belive in jesus.

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guest what i love pancakes

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whats long, black, and smells like shit? a big turd

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it doesn't have the capacity for rational thought and decision-making and was subsequently hit by a car.

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refridgerator

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why is the man laughing. he isn't, he's just been informed he has testicular cancer.

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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What do Jesus, The Easter Bunny, and Santa Claus all have in common? Their middle names are all Larry.

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Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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