A blone walks into a bank in New York City and asks the bank teller for a $5000 loan because she's going to Mexico for 2 weeks. The bank teller said he would need some security for the money. The blonde tells him her new Rolls Royce is in the parking Lot and she hands him the keys. The blonde gets the money and goes on her trip. Another employee at the bank then parks the car in the underground parking garage. He later ffinds out the blonde is a multi millionaire. When the blonde arrives home from she pays back the $5000 and $15 interest. When the bank teller asks her why she gave them a $250000 car for security or needed the $5000 loan if she was a multi millionaire, the blonde answers, "Where else can you park your car in New York City and expect it to stillbe there when you return?"

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Do Your Homework: Mum - Well Done Dad - Well Done Get An Award At School: Mum - Well Done Dad - Well Done Figure How To Adjust The Zoom On Your Computer: Mum & Dad - WOW HOW DO YOU KNOW SO MUCH, YOU'RE SO CLEVER, WHO TAUGHT YOU THIS?! Typical ...

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Barack Obama, Joe Biden, and the Devil all walk into a bar. Biden and Obama order a couple of beers and begin quietly conversing, while their security detail stands next to them. "The Devil" is actually a heavily tattooed performance artist, who in 1999 legally changed his name from Jim Larson. He has just gotten off work at his day job (a paralegal at a medium-sized firm), and is relaxing with a Johnnie Walker at the bar. Although he notices the president and vice president nearby, he has seen many politicians during his time working in DC, and so hardly pays attention.

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What happens when metal and ice collide together? The Titanic

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Why did the Nun refude to say Thank You Father? Because she was raped by her father as a child.

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How do you kill a black man? You cn coz he'll beat you up first

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Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

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A Quadriplegic walks into a bar.

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Q: What do people usually find funny? A: A joke.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

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You: Why did hitler go to hell? Them: Why? You: You're an idiot.

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What's blue, red, and full of metal? Timmy in his favorite blue sweater, after he got hit by a truck.

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why did Michael Jackson cross the road? He didnt he is dead.

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What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

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what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

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What's red and smells like blue paint? red paint

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Whats green and has wings? grass, I lied about the wings.

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how do you make jimmy happy you cant he's in a coma

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a little kid goes as candle for halloween, 69 girls blew him teenage boy goes as candle for halloween, all he got was burned

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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Have you heard the one about the dead guy? Neither has he.

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whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

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what did the kid with no legs gat for her birthday? A soccer ball! I feel bad for this young girl.

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