Q:whats the difference between a black man and a bunk bed A: a bunk bed can support 2 kids

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Daniel G. Likes to perve on the boys in the locker room. Change quick guys!

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Orange is orange

Q :Why did the girl fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.

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Is it colder on a farm than in the winter?

You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

What's the difference between liberals and communists? Nothing.

why was the old man on the ground he fell

Why didn't Johns book get published? He had dyslexia.

A negro named Kanye walks into a Tavern... He's stoned to death.

what do you call a black man who bakes bread? a baker. you racist.

your momma is so fat that she should be worried about her higher risk of heart disease, diabetes, and ugliness.

How do you ask a blonde out to dinner? Politely

So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

How do you make a dog say meow? Freeze it and put it through a woodchipper. (MEROWRRRR)

Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

why did the two girls fight? Because they were mad at eachother.

Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

Knock knock. *Silence Knock knock *silence Knock knock *Silence KNOCK KNOCK. *Silence (Busts open door) Oh right I murdered Billy a week ago

How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

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