- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with cheese on his face? His name is David.

How do u make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face

do you listen to dubstep? OH YEA I LOVE SKRILLEX -_-

What did the red apple say when it saw a black man an irish man, and an asian walk into a bar? nothing apples cant talk.

Why couldnt the old man ski? There was no snow.

why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

Johnny had 100 chocolate bars. He ate 95 and gave 3 to his friend. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes

A duck and a chicken walk into a bar. How improbable.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

why couldn't the man play frisbee? he was a dog

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

I have CDO it's like OCD but in the right order

What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

A man and a hobo meet on a narrow path. What does the hobo do? Finds the mans wife and impregnateds her, aborts the baby, takes dead fetus chops it up and makes the man eat it in a salad. While the man is chocking he shotes him and walks on.

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