Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

 

What did the little boy with cancer get for christmas? Nothing. He was a jew. Jew's don't celebrate christmas.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and a mus lim walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the mus lim has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the mus lim that he's keeping company with a swine, and the mus lim feels offense for the poor horse.

I saw a woman get burned alive on the news... That woman was my mom.

Nothing is as strong as love, Except a nuclear warhead that can destroy entire cities! :P thoko like :D ~~k0mradey``

Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it's wide use three fingers, make sure it's wet and rub up and down. Yep that's how you wash a cup.

I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

I got into an argument with my friend the other day. He contested that the onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I beat his wife to death with a coconut,

Whats the difference of a pile of dead babys and a lambrogini? One of them is not inside of my garage.

What do a priest, a rabbi, and an asian have in common? They all don't know each other.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? Ones fun to jump on, the others just a trampoline.

Why did the girl cry? i took her happy meal.

why should you not go to sleep in public? Because that's how you get raped.

Why did the drug dealer get arrested? Cause he was black.

Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? answer: Where's my tractor?

What's better than doing the Hannah Montana's hoedown-throwdown? Throwin' that ho down.

3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

whats funny about the klu klux klan? nothing is funny at all about it because they cause pain and suffering to afircan amaricans and other ethnic groups.

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