How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

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Son : daddy ,I got punished in school today. Dad :why? Son: My teacher pointed the scale towards me saying -"At the end of this scale there is an idiot"..... I just asked "WHICH END ?.

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A priest was walking home from church one day when he found a young boy crouching naked in the bushes. The priest contacted local law enforcement authorities on his cell phone and proceeded home once they arrived.

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How can you tell if a blonde has been using your computer? Ask her.

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why did the guy throw his clock out the window? because he wanted to see a clock fall out the window

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A guy walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out because he is only 19 years old.

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So um think of two things. Oh wait backspace that. What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Ok answer. Ok stop no seriously so. Enter. Ok Enter. Q backspace A nope Chuck Testa

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a man walks into the bar and say, OUCH!!

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Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

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A man walks into a bar. It resulted in a concussion and 17 stitches.

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why did the girl cry because she was raped

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Tommy got neutered.

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Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

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Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Hey Jew. What? Shut up.

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What did jimmy get for dinner? Food

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What do you say to a womam with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

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why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he needed to get to the other side and he was using a crosswalk

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Why did 5 members of the Al-Qaeda walk into the bank? To make 5 seperate cash withdrawals

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Why was timmy having trouble with his homework? Because lobotomies were a forced practice in the 1950's.

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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jesus can walk on water but chuck norris can swim through land

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Why did the man eat a human heart? Because he was part of a dangerous, religious cult.

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What did Siri say to Cortana? Nothing. Someone has to say something in order to activate either one of the voice recognition devices.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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