how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

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An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

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a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

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When's the worst time to use skin moisturizer? When you're a burn victim.

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Yo momma so poor, she can't afford to live in a two story Cheerio box

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How did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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a mother cow walks up to her three child cows. the first cow asks: "mom, why am i named rose?" the mother responds with: "because when you were a baby, a rose petal fell on your head." the second cow asks: "what about me, mom?" the mother says: "when you were a baby, a daisy petal fell on your head." the third cow says: "AAAAOOOOOOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAO!" the mother screams: "SHUT UP REFRIDGERATOR."

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Why do black people love kool aid? It is cools them down on a warm summer day and it tastes great! OHHHH YEAAAAHHHHH

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Charles Manson is innocent.

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Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

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How many jews does it take to- I have alzheimers

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How long does it take a person to steal a television? Many variables could determine said ability to successfully steal a television. Such variables depend on sub-variables such as weight of the television, whether the television is a store, an upper-class citizen's home, or in a "ghetto" apartment. A main variable could be the race of the thief in question. African Americans are scientifically more likely to steal a television faster compared to a Caucasian. Yet a downside to being an African American is the fact that they are more likely to be called in for questioning or arrested on the spot at their broken down home. Caucasians are less likely to be questioned and if caught will most likely obtain the proper amount of bribery money in which to pay off the police.

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Your mom is so ugly, Ew.

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What's worser than dieing? Living-being tortured while at it too

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What's the difference between a red door and a blue door? Fat black people.

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"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

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u r stupid! y? cuz u took the time 2 look at are jokes! haha lol

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Knock knock Who's there? *silence* WHO'S THERE? *silence* -Looks out window- Slenderman

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Get it? More.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to his party? Because he used to be alive and was burned to death by an overturned truck carrying chemical's so his family canceled the party to organise the funeral.

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Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. Who cares, what was she doing out of the kitchen

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What did Batman say to Superman before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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What do you call a black man driving a helicopter? Blackhawk down

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What do you get if you throw a banana at the wall? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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