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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question.

Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

What did the gay kid in high school say? I'm straight.

A van drives into a car.

Q: What's the difference between a black man from San Diego and a white man from Miami? A: They live in different cities, and in the presidential election, the black man voted for Obama and the white man voted for McCain

[] [] Those are eyes These are teeth

Whats the difference between a squirrel and a grape? They're both squirrels but ones a grap...

Q. what is the most amazing animal in the world? A. MULLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

How did Hitler make the world a better place? He died.

Like does not mean said. You can blame Justin Bieber for that one, cuz he was like "Baby Baby Baby" and I was like "no"

What did the homeless guy say to the not-homeless guy? I'm homeless.

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

Doctor, doctor, I have a cavity! Go to the dentist.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding poo in your shoe.

"hey woody can i ask you a question" "sure buzz" "why is it your name is woody but they use me as a vibrator"

If pro is the oppisite of con what is the oppiste of progress Congress

It was a beautiful day. Face.

A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Thanks superman! Oh this is just what a regular Clark Kent would do... Uh... I mean... Dont worry Superman I know you arent Clark Kent, I just wonder why you work for him all day... Moral: What? What moral? What what?

why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

what does the muslim guy say in a very busy metro station? jaallalalalalalalalla BAM

What did the red apple say when it saw a black man an irish man, and an asian walk into a bar? nothing apples cant talk.

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