What is the worst place to be in race if you're racing with me Behind me

Q: What did the ant say to the bush? A: Ernest Borgnine

What's the difference between a bucket of shit and a black guy? -the bucket.

whats funnier than 24? your grammar, its more funny thank you.

What is green and fuzzy and can kill you when it falls out of a tree A pooltable

what do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? a surgeon.

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

What does a gay horse eat? Other gay horses.

Knock knock Whos there You spelt who's incorrectly You spelt whos incorrectly who ...................

Why did Susan fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock... Who's there? Not Susan...

What's green and frolics in the forest? A flock of cucumbers.

A man gets three wishes from a talking banana. His first wish is for a gay lover, his second wish is to have a naked grizzly bear, and his third is to become a professional tennis player. Soon after he got Aids from the Grizzly bear.

knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

I run, but I have no legs. I see, but I have no eyes. What am I? A prospective result of future medical advancements that allow the disabled to live normal, healthy and fulfilling lives.

In Soviet Russia, test takes you... to a privileged University with an appropriate transcript.

How do you make a Child cry? Slaughter his dog and feed it to him convincing him its Chili

Now I have been typing without even thinking about that, and you have been following me.

A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

Kameron Brown is gay.

What do you call justin bieber haveing sex with a lady? A dream

a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

Why did the monkey eat the pineapple? IDK, ask Sam D

Whats in your pants, might get caught in your zipper and you may hold it all day. your pocket.

What did the 20-year old woman say too the old man? HI GRANDPA!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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