- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did Michael Jackson cross the road? He didnt he is dead.

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

how do you make jimmy happy you cant he's in a coma

Knock knock. Silence Knock knock silence Knock knock Silence KNOCK KNOCK. Silence (Busts open door) Oh right I murdered Billy a week ago

How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

What did the little boy with cancer get for christmas? Nothing. He was a jew. Jew's don't celebrate christmas.

Why did the drug dealer get arrested? Cause he was black.

Why did the girl cry? i took her happy meal.

Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it's wide use three fingers, make sure it's wet and rub up and down. Yep that's how you wash a cup.

why should you not go to sleep in public? Because that's how you get raped.

What do a priest, a rabbi, and an asian have in common? They all don't know each other.

I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

I got into an argument with my friend the other day. He contested that the onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I beat his wife to death with a coconut,

Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

Whats the difference of a pile of dead babys and a lambrogini? One of them is not inside of my garage.

what do u call a guy with 4 nipples? Hairy Styles

hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? Ones fun to jump on, the others just a trampoline.

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