1.Why were the black men asked to leave the bar? Because it was a womens bar. 2.Why did the 40 year old get an erection? Because he was excited.

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what did the cripple, the cancer guy, the blonde, and the blackguy have in common they all have no reason to live

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What did one fat chick say to the other fat chick? Who cares, they're fat.

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What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

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What is Hitler's favourite Yu-Gi-Oh card? Blue Eyes, White Dragon.

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What's long, hard, and has come in it? A long, hardcovered book.

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Jimmy: Knock Knock Nick: Whose there? Jimmy: Joe Nick: Joe Who? Jimmy: Joe Mamma Nick: No shes dead.

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Q: How do you make a black man think you're racist? A: Racism

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So I was walking down the road today

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i am not a pothead!!! the only time ive evr been high was springbreak last year!!! mm hmm... wat were u doin over spring break to get high? i had jaw surgery and the doctor had me on tons of painkillers

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A blone walks into a bank in New York City and asks the bank teller for a $5000 loan because she's going to Mexico for 2 weeks. The bank teller said he would need some security for the money. The blonde tells him her new Rolls Royce is in the parking Lot and she hands him the keys. The blonde gets the money and goes on her trip. Another employee at the bank then parks the car in the underground parking garage. He later ffinds out the blonde is a multi millionaire. When the blonde arrives home from she pays back the $5000 and $15 interest. When the bank teller asks her why she gave them a $250000 car for security or needed the $5000 loan if she was a multi millionaire, the blonde answers, "Where else can you park your car in New York City and expect it to stillbe there when you return?"

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Assuming the fact that these children are in fact deceased, it would be highly inprobable that they could perform any task. Or that they would need to see any light at all, since the point of that dark room is to keep them concealed.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Find a half-worm.

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- Knock, knock. - Who's there? - Immigration.

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Why was the clown sad? Because he was found guilty of raping and murdering 33 young men, and sentenced to death for 12 of those murders by a jury of his piers.

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When you nut and slice her fukcing dumb head off fucking dumb BITCH DIES

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Why couldn't the black man be an astronaut? He was not qualified for the Job

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How did the blonde trip the brunette? She stuck out her foot

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What's worse than having no coffee at the office? Looking out the window on the 100th floor and seeing the cockpit of a Boeing 767.

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copy me and i will kill you

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What did the Ethiopian get for Christmas? Nothing.

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What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

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If you go to a restaurant and you have more food on your plate then someone who is obese, you KNOW you have too much food.

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