Opinions are like assholes, neither one can ride a bike, except for the assholes

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Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

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why did the girl moan in pain? she got punched in the face.

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What do you get when you cross a black man and a Mexican man? I don't know.

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Did you know that in Africa, every 60 seconds... A minute passes. So sad

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Ryan

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Why did the girl fall from the tree? Gravity.

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Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing

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Why did the Egg turn Purple Because it didnt turn blue.

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What would Michael Jackson do on the Moon? Nothing. He's dead.

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Whats worse then 15 missed calls from your mom?, The Holocaust

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Why is it irrelevant whether someone is a twat or not? Love your neighbour.

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Why did the weiner dog that punctured Doris' bladder get carried away during an oral sex session? Because the dog had a terribly troubled childhood which led to a faliure to adequately function in adulthood

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What did the Woman say to the man after he walked into the pole? That was a pole you idiot

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was depressed for a long time and decided to end his life by getting hit by a car.

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Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

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Q: Why did the Asian boy pass the math test? A: By studying with dedication to the field.

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ARGH! LADY THAT SNAKE BIT MY PECKER! YOU HAVE TO SUCK THE POISON OUT NOW! OMG SURE, err...Meh, thats not a poisonous snake... Oh... dammit! I mean phew! Ouch ouch ouch!

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What's black, white, and red all over? Many different things are black, white, and red; to list just one would be an unfair judgment of things containing these three colors.

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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What did the blind kid say to his dad Nothing , his dads dead

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roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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