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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

What do you call a black pope? Catholic.

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

There are 2 men are standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is named Peter

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

In mother Russia you don't eat cookie. Dog eat shark. -B.Gill

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Roses are red Violets are red Your flowers are red Yes set your garden on fire

What's black and white and enforces the rules at football games? A referee? Wow you're really smart.

Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

What did the P.E. coach say to the fat kid? you need to exercise

Alan: My Grandfather was in the SS and has a leather jacket made jews he killed. Me: Really? Alan: No, i'm korean. My grandfather wouldnt be allowed into the SS.

What's funny about black people? The fact that they are all in prison for not being visible at night time.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder from your house and kindly help him down.

Caller: Is your fridge running! Callee: ... umm yes? Caller: I guess you don't need my services. Thanks Callee: ok bye

Q: Whats the best part of a bald pussy? A: After you put the diaper back on you perv!

Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

Q:What the difference between a piano and a guitar A: Nothing, there both instruments and i lied about the difference

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

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