- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you confuse a Blondel? Tell her there's a demon in her liver

Who wants $300? Me too.

What did the man say before he killed himself? I am going to kill myself

What's brown and smells like shit? Brown colour. I'm synesthetic.

"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

Why did the chicken cross the road? ....Because based on modern mathematics the shortest distance between two points is a straight line.

What's 1+1? 69.

What's got two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

If a picture is worth a thousand words, what is a video worth?

Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

Why did the Mexican jump the American border? Because he wanted a better paying job to support his family, and legal immagration to the States is a lengthy and highly difficult process.

friends are like onions when you chop them up you cry but when you throw them out of a window, you dont

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What's 9+10 Ebola

Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? So it would not get hit

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

A guy walks into a bar. I didn't see anything else.

some magicians can walk on water, Chuck norris can swim in water, faster than the average man.

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

A man walked into a bar. He stayed for a bit and had a good time.

How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

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