So I went to an audition, my friend said "break a leg" And then I did

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Mommy, why did daddy leave? Because you touch yourself at night sweetie.

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Man walks into a bar and goes, "Ouch!"

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What's big, an instrument, has black and white keys, and is located in the bathroom? I don't know. A piano. But why in the bathroom? Don't tell me how to furnish my house.

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What's the capital of Ohio? O

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So God answered a paralyzed boy's prayer the other day...He said 'No'

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Why did santa cross the road? He didn't he is not real.

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What's worse than stabbing your eye with a fork? Stabbing both your eyes with a fork.

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one time, there was this anti-joke.com joke set-up. It was just like a normal joke set-up. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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Why didn't the blond cry at her child's funeral? She died, too. It was a terrible accident.

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Knock Knock there's a doorbell

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Your Mum Is So Dumb, It Took Her 2 Hours To Watch 60 Minutes.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, and died of cancer

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Boys have swag, real men have class

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree Because it died

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What's worse than the Holocaust? This joke.

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Man goes into a bar and orders 7 shots, the bartender says "Long day, huh?", the Man says yeh then goes home and kills himself.

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What's worse than getting raped by a bear? Getting raped by two bears.

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You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

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Q: What do you call an underground train full of professors? A: It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

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Nerochan, it was really nice chatting with you, I hope we can chat some other time... Please tell me why you are upset with me, just pick up the phone, I mean let me know what I did you wrong.

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A guy walked into a bar, ouch.

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What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

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Want to hear a clean joke? Soap.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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