- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

why was the man so good at holding stuff? he was born with 4 arms!

What do you call a black man riding a plane? A black man riding a plane.

your mother is in alkatraz as she was sentenced to 25 to life due to false accusations

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

I was relaxing on the beach today when a fat bird came over and said, "Would you rub this lotion into my back please?" "I'm afraid I'm only here for the day," I replied.

friends are like onions when you chop them up you cry but when you throw them out of a window, you dont

Why did the Chicken cross the road? So it would not get hit

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

What's 9+10 Ebola

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ....Because based on modern mathematics the shortest distance between two points is a straight line.

some magicians can walk on water, Chuck norris can swim in water, faster than the average man.

What did the man say before he killed himself? I am going to kill myself

Why did the Mexican jump the American border? Because he wanted a better paying job to support his family, and legal immagration to the States is a lengthy and highly difficult process.

What's brown and smells like shit? Brown colour. I'm synesthetic.

If a picture is worth a thousand words, what is a video worth?

What's got two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

Joke

A guy walks into a bar. I didn't see anything else.

"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

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