Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my legs Doctor: It's because you're blind son

Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

A: Why are black people so good at sports? B: Practice and determination.

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

A child walks into a classroom.

Whats the difference between a Corvette and 1000 dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

what happend when the AntiJoke Crossed the road? It pooped in the ... HIT BY A REFRIGERATOR.

What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

Want to hear a joke? So do I.

How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

What is the best part about being in bed with twenty eight year olds? There are twenty of them

That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

Whats pink and slippery? A pink slipper.

What's long and hard, and has cum in it? A cucumber

What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

osama bin laden is dead

When is a door not a door? When it has yet to be created from its base components.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Tie her down and plant a bamboo seed under her.

Why did the woman put super glue on her sun glasses? Because she stepped on them and they broke.

What do you call a poor Donald Trump? Donald Trump

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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