- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This dog can only sniff marijuana.

What happened to the toddler on the swing? She was left unatended and was raped.

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

Roses are yellow, violets are grey, I'm colorblind

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Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

Why did the woman go to the kitchen? The same reason she went to the bathroom, she needed to wash her hands because she was finger painting. Her husband was using the bathroom.

How does a printer work? You plug it in.

What's the capital of Hungary? Thirtsy

roses are red grass is green your little ugly a*s makes me wanna scream

Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

How do you stop a black man from bleeding? You give him a bandaid. What if he keeps crying? Tell him to stop. What if he cries more? Buy him an ostrich.

One day a married couple have a conversation. The husband says, "Make me a sandwich." The wife says, "Okay, what do you want on it?"

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

What do you get when you cross bread an eagle, a wolf and shark together? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it will kill all of us!

ring around the rosie ... your dead

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

Why are black people not allowed to play football? They are.

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