So there were three guys on a plane. they all died.

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How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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What do you call a tortilla from venezuela? A tortilla.

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Which side of an ostrich has the most feathers? Obviously the outside! Who would be so low educated to even have the idea that an ostrich can have feathers on the inside of it's body?

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Neil Lewis

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Why did little jimmy fall off the building? 9/11

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What the difference between some stoned and someone drunk? When your drunk you think having a good time even when you not and when you stoned your so high you think your a dragon ball z character.

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How did the three girls get free drinks? Two of them were attractive and out of obligation to "the game" the third girl was also purchased a beverage.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What happened when the black man and the white woman mated? Nothing. The man was infertile.

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How many pianos does it take to change a lightbulb? Two. One to change the lightbulb, and one to play a motivational tune.

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A man walks into a bar and wakes up in the hospital with a mild concussion.

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Wilson: would you buy lottery when you grow up Mattuew: no theres no point Wilson: ask Xiangxi right next to you Mattuew: xiangxi, would you buy lottery if you grow up? Xiangxi: Prabably not, because the chance of winning a lottery is lower than becoming an astronaut Mattuew: the probability of you winning the lottery is higher than you finding a girlfriend

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What happened when the lawyer went surfing? A shark came up and tore his leg off.

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Why was the blonde sad? Her phone was broken due to an NNEMP.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops.

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Two tomatoes where crossing the road, when one of them barely avoided being run over. The other said, come on tomato!

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Why did Sheryl Go to the Bathroom? Cause she had Direha...........

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Why did the cop shoot his 4 year old son? Because the little bitch ate his leftovers

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how many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? none, they hire mexicans to do it

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Why don't vampires like garlic? Every vampires was raped by a garlic salesman.

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why did the homosexual man cross the road? to get to his gay partner.

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Why did the woman drown in the bathtub? Her husband was holding her under.

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Anti Joke

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