- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

Why do girls enjoy listening to Justin Biebers music? Because he sings moderately well and appeals to a younger audience.

whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

"Ask me if I'm a lamp." "Are you a lamp?" "No."

The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers

So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

What do you call a black garbage man? A garbage man

Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

How long does it take to build a wall? it depends on how big he wall is

Why couldn't Johnny drive? Because he had no arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Johnny was a potato.

Q:Why did Santa, the tooth fairy, and a rich man jump out of a plane? A: On Christmas Eve, a rich man was skydiving and lost his tooth as he plummeted towards the beautiful plateau.

how many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? 2 one to hold the latter and one to put it in

Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

If you give a mouse a cookie, he will probably eat it then have a heart attack due to the high level of sugar in the cookie

There is no "I" in "TEAM" However, there is a "T" an "E" an "A" and an "M"

An slutty attractive secretary went into her boss' office He killed her.

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