Why did the man drown in the bath? He was a quadriplegic and couldn't support himself above the water.

A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

What do a cow girl and an orange have in common? They all are fruit, except for the cowgirl.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

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A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

Q: One little blond girl went walking on her own. A: 17 didn't come back.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let the chickens out?!

Two men walk into a bar. Realizing that they aren't alcoholics and don't drink, they walk back out.

How do you keep a woman from driving your car? Shoot her.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead black person? There aren't 50 watermelons buried in my backyard.

what does a baby sound like in a microwave. i don't know i was masturbating

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To commit suicide thus getting to the other side(hell/heaven)

What do a helicopter and a banana have in common? They are both edible. Except for the helicopter.

What is the difference between a black man dead in the middle of the road... and a deer dead in the middle of the road? One is a human and one is an animal

a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

whats green and slimy? green slim

Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

What does karissas vagina taste like? Ask vantwon

What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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