Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

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Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

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Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

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why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

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How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

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How do you kill a bunch of flies in one swat? Smack an African kid in the face.

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What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

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who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

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If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

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Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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Finding this website has distracted me and has taken up a large majority of my time.

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A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

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24

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What did the math teacher get after he ate and he ate? A full stomach.

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cancer

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What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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A man walks into a bar he said oww when did this metel bar get here

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Did you hear the one about the man who fell asleep on the job? He woke up.

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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