- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some men like Cheese, I have aids.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

I agree Detroit sux. But the bulls suk too ya know

A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips and falls violently.

You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

what do you do when your girlfriend gives you head while playing MW3? continue to play while politely asking her sister to make you a sandwhich

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. Yeah.

Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

Roses are red violets are blue or at least that's what they tell me because I am blind

flavin's head

What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

why was the little boy crying? he wasnt, he died 2 weeks ago

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

What's yellow and goes up and down? A banana in an elevator.

what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

What's worse than being forced to drink your own urine and eat a disabled kids poop? James Holmes (Ironic that the text I had to type in to post this was "I'M BATMAN".)

What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

what's the difference between a crocodile?

Why the kid fall of his bike? He got hit by a fridge.

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