So I was sitting in traffic the other day... And I got run over.

Knock knock Who the fuck says knock knock?

Why are some people so barbaric? Because some people are German.

What do you do when you're surrounded by 15 vampires and 15 werewolves? Stop pretending.

What did the woman with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A diagnosis.

Roses are red, Violets are Violets. Screw this poem. Potato.

why was the little boy happy? Because he wasn't in the penn state locker room.

What's red, white, and blue? light purple

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A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know, you answer the door.

What's up? Not the Twin Towers.

Why are Chinese women such bad drivers? Only company executives are fortunate enough to own cars in communist China. Furthermore, women are still in a subordinate class in many Eastern societies.

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What happens when Terran Hansen has sex with a cow? Jesse Z.

What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after being hit by a train.

Why didn't the young child commiserate the death of his grandparents after they were simultaneously crippled by a tremendous avalanche whilst skiing? He didn't exist.

why did the black man leave his home because there was a hurricane that would have killed him if he stayed.

(Guys I want to get the most likes so like my joke.) What did the person want. To get the most likes :)

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Why did Martha Stewart's skin hurt? My friend has a skin condition :( and is dying, skin cancer is not something to make fun of.

A man is standing on the street corner waiting for the bus. As it pulls up he steps on and pays his fare while he whistles to his iPod.

Whats worse than being rapped by a giant scorpion. Being gangbanged by a couple giant scorpions

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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