Kameron Brown is gay.

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How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

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knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

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Q: knok knok A: Im home

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What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

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how did the man jump over the mountain? it was a small mountain and he had a trampoline

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Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

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A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

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Q: Why did the guy ring the doorbell? A: Because he was sick of all the crappy knock-knock jokes

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Why did the kid get beaten up? -he was gay

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there are 2 men standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is called Peter

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What did the black man do when he saw a bike sitting on the sidewalk? He took it into the shop paid for it and rode off feeling good about how hes helping the environment.

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So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

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whats green and dont fit? a dead epileptic.

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A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

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Who has no penis Religious Believers

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What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

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What's black and white and red all over? A bloody fight between a black and a white man.

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Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your roommate, I forgot my keys.

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Q:Why did Hitler lose World War II? A:His "gas" bill.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop? Depends. Are you applying a lot of pressure and licking in short, round bursts, or are you softly suckling on the treat? Your mouth's pH level is also a determining factor, as the sucker digests at a quicker rate the higher the acid content. To put it simply, there is no correct answer, because the sheer quantity of variables makes it a tootsie-less endeavor. See how I said tootsie-less rather than fruitless? Now that's a real joke.

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If life throws you melons, you should do your best to avoid them. Large and hard objects such as melons can easily harm you if moving at high speeds. Fortunately, life is not a physical entity that can throw melons or anything else - so the chances of this event occurring to you are exceedingly low.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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