- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

What is a white man in a white shirt called A white man in a white shirt

Where's my tractor?

This is an anti-joke.

A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat of, and the barman chuckles.

whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

dry handjob

How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, whereas Michael Jackson was a singer.

How did the blind man cross the road? With the use of a cane and a registered seeing eye dog

wael.. nuff said

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

jd and zach loves vigina

A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. "Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"

why do you always see black people smoking? because your neighbors are black and they smoke on their porch,a place you can probably see from your house.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

ask me if i have a place to call home> 'have you a place to call home?' no im sad and lonely.

what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

Q: what did the black man say after the white man said knock knock A: who's there

wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

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