- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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As I was riding my bike down the road, I saw a young boy being raped in a dark alley way. I proceeded to pedal and acted like i had seen nothing.

what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

What's the funniest part of a tomato? The skin.

What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

Cosmopolitan magazine releases an issue without any sex tips.

Can i have a Ice Cream Kuhn?

Ask me if im a tree! Are you a tree? No

Why did the black man go to KFC? Ever since the economic downfall Kentucky Fried Chicken is the only remaining food dispensary in a 5 miles radius.......and hes black

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

What's green and has wheels? The farmer's tractor.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'll choke you with a hose

What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

What's the difference between a gay person and a Nazi? No gay person systematically murdered 6 million people.

Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

How many christians does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows, by the time they finish unscrewing the burned out light, a hi-jacked plane crashes into them.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

What day comes after Friday? Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwards.

If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

Connor is homosexuaI

Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

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