- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

What did the boy get for christmas? a new lining

I'm Polish.

Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

What did the Jew get for Christmas ....... An ashtray

A hispanic man eats a taco and enjoys. He is kicked in the nuts 2 months later.

Why was the Jewish boy afraid of an oven? The last oven malfunctioned and killed his father.

Why did the boy with one arm have no friends? He was a cereal killer from Ireland.

Have you heard that joke about Helen Keller? No. Neither has she.

Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

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A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

what leaves a bigger memory than a passionate kiss? A STAB WOUND!

why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

Q: What is Kony's favorite rapper A: SOULJA BOY!!

What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

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