yo mamas so poor she should probably consider finding a job

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seek beauty

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What can fly, but is always under you? A flying worm.

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Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

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why did the man throw a stone in the lake? because he'd had a long day at work.

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In soviet russia, 6 is not afraid of 7

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What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Someone born in the 1970s feeling self-righteous about defending the victims.

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Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

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A blind man walks into a bar After realising he might be hurt everybody rushes to his aid

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A rooster is standing on top of a pointed bird house. He lays an egg. Which side does the egg fall, the left or the right? I don't care, I'm a vegetarian.

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Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

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Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

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What is green and is not grass A frogg

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Why did little Susie Fall in the well? She had downs.

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hey i just met you.. and this is crazy. but here my facebook so add me maybe!!

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Why was little Jimmy so sad? Because he was H.I.V. positive

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Why did the man tell the child to get into the van? They were late for a field trip.

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You spent your time reading this and realized there was no joke.

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Q. Why cant Stephen Hawking walk into a bar? A. Because he suffered being paralyzed and is unable to walk. So theoretically speaking it is impossible to walk when paralyzed and in a wheelchair unless the victim is out of his or her wheelchair. Please note that the chances of walking when paralyzed are extremely slim.

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So, a screw driver walks into a bar, and the bar tender sais "Hey Screw Driver" we have a drink named after you" the screw driver goes, "Really? You have a drink named Bob"

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Your mother is so fat, she tried to suicide because she was unhappy with her weight. She tried a diet and it didn't work; she suffers from depression and went to see a doctor about her weight. Life is getting worse for your mother and she is starting to develop diabetes. Your relatives and cousins are going to the hospital to visit her sometime this week; the doctor says she only has about a week left before she passes away.

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why did the family get sick?? because i fucked a girl with a parsnip then sold the parsnip to a family with 4 small children

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How much wood would a wood-chuck chuck, If a wood chuck could chuck wood? A full study has never been commissioned into the amount of wood chucked by a groundhog and thus far remains an unknown quantity. ls

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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