- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the young boy die from Aggressive cancer? ...Because there isn't a cure.

joe diragi whacks off his dog

Dubstep = a computer with a noisy virus.

why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

What is worse then not being able to drink your vodka right away A black guy drinking for you

Q: Holy do you get a nun pregnant? A: You have sexual intercourse with her, and have an orgasm inside her body. Also, in vitro fertilization is a viable, albeit expensive, alternative for couples who have difficulty conceiving by standard intercourse.

Wanna here a joke? Dylan Shipleys penis!!!

What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

What has 4 eyes and cant see? Mississippi

Honk if you're Amish!

A horse finds himself sleeping in the ocean. Immediately, he decides to be a dolphin.

If a plane crashes on the boarder of Canada and The U.S.A- Where would they burry the survivors.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple this joke.

I just found my mum has Alzheimer's, I hope it isn't contagious cause my mum has it too

What do you call a man who only eats fast food? Unhealthy.

There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

Why did the hipster's coffee burn his tongue? He drank it before it was cool.

bob said "Hi Joe why the long face" Joe replies "I'm a horse dip sh*t"

Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

Why did 5 members of the Al-Qaeda walk into the bank? To make 5 seperate cash withdrawals

A Priest, a Rabbi and a Shaman walk into a bar. The Bartender looks at them and says "What is this a Joke?"

whats the difference between an iron and a priest? An iron is a hand-held device which presses clothes and a priest is a person who is authorized to perform the sacred rituals of a religion.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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