Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

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What do you call a moldy apple? ... A moldy apple.

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A black man, a white man and a Mexican walk into a bar. They have a beer, enjoy some pleasant conversation, then go home to their families.

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Knock, knock -The door's open.

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Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

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Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

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- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue If You Bend Over Some More I'll Eat That Booty Too

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What's round and cheesy? A cheese wheel.

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A black man, a Mexican man, and a cop are walking in downtown New York. So are tens of thousands of other people, because it is a very large and diverse city.

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Yo momma is so stupid people make fun of her for her learning disability

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Gas prices are so high, I've had to resort to walking and riding my bike.

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Roses are yellow Daisies are purple Tv drinks yes Why swing the door

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Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

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there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

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A storm be brewin!

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Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

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*The doctor walks in* Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

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What's 9 + 10 19

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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What did the little boy ask for for Christmas? A new brain, as he has a malignant tumor, he died.

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knock knock whos there banana banana who knock knock whos there orange orange who orange you glad I didn't say banana

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Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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