- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

Four black guys have a picnic. One of them pulls out a bag of KFC. Another pulls out some Kool Aid. The third pulls out a watermelon. The fourth pulls out a box of cookies you racist prick

why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

"Knock Knock" "whos there" "interupting cow" "interupting cow who" "i have aids"

An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

What did the Christian say to the Muslim? Our faiths are actually derived from the same Judeo base.

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

The Jewish boy asks his dad for 50 dollars His dad says " 40 dollars? what do you need 30 dollars for? "

What is short and yellow? Most Asians

What do you call a 2 storied house ?

So this fat guy farts. It smells.

What do you call a moldy apple? ... A moldy apple.

What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

What do you call a white man who murdered his whole family? -a murder What do you call a black man who raped five women? -a rapest What do you call a Mexican with a leaf blower -a hardworking legal immigrant working twelve hours seven days a week to support his wife and three children.

Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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