Roses are c0ck violets are vag this joke is for george i like it like that<3xxxx

What did the boy say to his friend? nothing, they were both deaf

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

How do you sink a Polish battleship? You breach the hull.

A Jewish man walks by a penny.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

Why was the girl on the ground? She jumped off a bridge.

I woke up today

What is a pirate's favorite color? It depends on the pirate.

What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

Nah

Dwight Howard

My aunt said slow and steady wins the race....... She died in a fire

Suzy:I love you like a fat man love cake. Dave:(proceeds to say nothing as he is fat and is buzzy eating cake)

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

19 roosters walk into a roller coaster

Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

I am a mime

Whta's the difrence betwen a goat and a hors? The goat goed too eet the hors thre day ago!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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