- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

What did the cat say to the towel? Meow.

someone says they've been "dying laughing"... no they haven't; they're quite capable of still breathing and functioning in every day life.

What is a black, yellow like liquid that contains carbon dioxide, usually kept in a can, and is not coke? Pepsi.

What does a man want more than sex? Nothing.

What's grey and can't fly? A castle

A little boy who was sleeping in his parent's bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't. He said nothing, and the incident troubled him deeply for many years.

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

What do you call a Pokemon without a trainer? A wild pokemon.

Why did the black guy buy watermelon? It was on sale.

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Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "I'm not feeling to good doc." and the doctor says "Thats because you have a fatal brain tumor and probably don't have too long to live."

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

Why did the man run over Suzy? He was a serial killer

Why do Vampires drink your blood? Because the movie maker needed a story

What's nice and looks like a rat? Ryan Kavanagh, I lied about the nice part

why did jenny get 22 turnovers in a basketball game? because jenny has down syndrome

A man attempts to rob a bank. The police are called and the robber is arrested for attempted robbery.

Why did the girl fall off her bike? I threw a ball at her.

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whats red and smells like cherries red cherries

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she couldn't afford one.

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