- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

A blonde walks into a bar; she orders and enjoys her drink and then leaves with her thirst quenched.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

Why did the fish but the house Because it wanted to eat the house

What worse than finding crap on the road? Tripping over and landing on it.

Q. Why did the car break dance? A. I dont know!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

How did my grandparents survive the Holocaust? Well for starters, it helps that they weren't Jewish, they didn't live in Europe, and quite frankly, they probably would have supported Hitler because they were right wing pricks.

Why couldn't the mute kid tell his mom the house was on fire? Casue he fell down the stairs and broke his hands...

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

What did Tiger Woods say when his wife hit him with a golf club? "Why did you hit me with a golf club".

There once was an old lady who lived in shoe. She had so many children, her uterus fell out.

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

I can't wait to eat this bagel! Yes you can. Yeah, I guess you're right.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

Have you ever seen what Stevie Wonder looks like without his sunglasses? Neither have I.

What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

What did little ben get for christmas? A dead grandma

:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

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