What do you call a black doctor? Doctor.

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A bear goes to target, soon after animal control came and put it in a nearby zoo

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ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh wait i think i missed the joke, what?

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what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

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"To tea to to to" -- russian tourist, asking for two tea to room 22. (DOKA)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. At what point would a chicken consciously know it was crossing a road.

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Yo mama is so fat, she needs to get serious about her diet, or else she might die of some sort of weight related issue.

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top kek

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Whats the answer to life? im not sure

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What happens if you an 3ft size olive, a glob of red paint and rainbow colored glue on a table and rub your arm in it? You get olive, red paint and glue on your arm.

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Why do black people like chicken? Because it's tasty, nutritious and easy to cook.

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a Dyslexic, Agnostic, Insomniac stayed up all night, wondering if there really was a dog.

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Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

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Q: Why can't sally play on the swing? A: Because she has no arms Q: Who was the first to climb mount everest? A: Not Sally

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whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

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What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? That feels quite good.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah!

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Why do the lesbians where pants? Because they are extremely comfourtable and the best for cold days

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what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your mom. Your mom who? Its your mom now open the danm door!

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There were two chippendales in a bar - what were their nicknames? Chip and Dale

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Twelve people are in a plane. One of them says: "Man, we really are not so many in this plane" Another one replies: "It's because it's a 12 seats plane." Another says: "Do 12 seats planes even exist?" Another one answers: "Of course they do." Another person says: "Guys, are we even flying?" Someone says: "I don't know" Another says: "Yes, we're flying, look out the window." Another says: "I have cancer." Someone reacts: "Oh, I'm really sorry for you" Another: "Yes, me too" Someone adds: "It's really terrible" Another says: "Has science made any progress recently?" The plane crashes.

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Three nudists, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. No one finds it particuarly odd because the three are conscientious and wear appropriate clothing in public places.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear? The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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