Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

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who has less of a soul then you? a ginger

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What's worse than a dead baby? A baby.

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What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

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Whats worse then a dead baby? 10 dead babies

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A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

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What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

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What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

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Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

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why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

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A horse walks into a bar, and orders a drink. The bartender is amazed at first, but then remembers that he just did acid.

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Q:What do you call a sheep with no legs? A: A cloud.

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What do you call a white guy with no friends? A white guy with no friends

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What happened to the disabled man who went to Disneyland? He had a great time.

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wael.. nuff said

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Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

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Whats the difference between a rake and a sack of dead babys? i dont have a rake in my garage.

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The FCC

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Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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what do u get when you cross a monkey, a sock and wheels? A: a sock monkey. I was kidding about the wheels

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Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

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How do you make Yoda sad? Kill all of his friends.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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