your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

What did the little boy get on christmas morning? Cancer.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because I took a swing at it with a golf club.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

What do call a someone with no arms, legs, and has an eye patch? Names

Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? That feels quite good.

A bear goes to target, soon after animal control came and put it in a nearby zoo

What do you call a black doctor? Doctor.

Why do the lesbians where pants? Because they are extremely comfourtable and the best for cold days

What happens if you an 3ft size olive, a glob of red paint and rainbow colored glue on a table and rub your arm in it? You get olive, red paint and glue on your arm.

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh wait i think i missed the joke, what?

what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

Are you still trying to turn me on or something? Well its not not working. Anyway, what is yogurt? So I am eating dead bacteria here? Ifs so strange I feel like I have known you my entire life.

Why did the beautiful woman marry the ugly poor old man? She was blonde & was therefor not aware that he wasn't rich nor younge.

why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mom. Your mom who? Its your mom now open the danm door!

Why do black people like chicken? Because it's tasty, nutritious and easy to cook.

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

"To tea to to to" -- russian tourist, asking for two tea to room 22. (DOKA)

Whats the answer to life? im not sure

Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

Anti Joke

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