- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

What's racecar spelled backwards? Jesus.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. They have been planning a girls night out for weeks.

Ms Leong Sux

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John, your son. Now open the door.

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

Q:What do you call a sheep with no legs? A: A cloud.

No just stuff on the internet when I get bored, like on facebook and stuff, why a nurse? Whats wrong? Is he ill?

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

You're a big fat monkey.

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road Because he was not happy with his life at a chicken due to the fact take he was going to get eaten by a black man so he hoped that if he crossed the ride and got hit by a car and die he would regenerate into a poisonous frog

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

What do you call an Ethiopian with buck teeth? Lucky to have teeth.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? That depends on what his name is.

Q: A man, already drunk, walked into a bar. What did he say? A: Ouch!

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

Why did the boy fail the test? He had down syndrome.

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