- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

someone says they've been "dying laughing"... no they haven't; they're quite capable of still breathing and functioning in every day life.

What did the cat say to the towel? Meow.

What does a man want more than sex? Nothing.

What's grey and can't fly? A castle

How do you get Helen Keller to keep a secret? You politely ask her not to tell anyone.

i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

They don't call it Bangkok for nothing.

Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

A man attempts to rob a bank. The police are called and the robber is arrested for attempted robbery.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she couldn't afford one.

whats red and smells like cherries red cherries

Why did the girl fall off her bike? I threw a ball at her.

What's the difference between an apple and a fruit? None

there once was a black man who played basketball

why did jenny get 22 turnovers in a basketball game? because jenny has down syndrome

Person 1: "Broo my dicks like 19 inches!" Person 2: "Thas not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you."

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

what's worse then death? finding that your adopted, no one loves you and you mother raped you at the tender age of five.

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