- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

What did the priest say to the Atheist when he walked into the church? How are you?

Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

Nothing. He made it home safely.

in china a dog was being cooked on the grill he was seasoned ans eaten by a black man

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

Why is the redneck crying? They died of diabeetus.

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

Gordon Brown smiles.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

What's the only animal that has to be oiled? any animal I can think of

Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

Why was the chair sad? It wasn't, for chairs do not posses the proper attributes to feel emotions such as depression.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? Poke her Face.

why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

Why didnt Timmy Go to school? He Died.

I worship you Nero, and I wont even begin to explain myself why.

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