- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Little Bobby sad? He just superglued Uranus to his forehead.

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Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

Why did Sam have no friends? He was dead.

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

What do you call a blond reading a book? A blond reading a book.

What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

What do you call it when you mix a raccoon with an 18-wheeler? A bloody mess on the highway. That smells like cheese

Why was the boy sad? Because He had a frog stapled to his face

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

Q: what is the best way to pick up jewish chicks. A: with a pickup line and possibly a gift such as chocolates or flowers

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

Hey do you know who is in the yard? Not the boys, they all died in a horrific fire last Christmas.

Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

A Mexican got stopped by the police. Turns out it was a mistake and the man lived a happy life in America

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

Your mother is so fat.

A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

What's the difference between a pizza and a black man? It would be cannibalism to eat a black man.

Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally!

What did the farmer say when he couldnt find his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

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