"I'm terrible at writing jokes." -80% of the people on here.

What do you get if you pour water over a firework? A wet firework

An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

What do you call a woman in a kitchen ? There rightful place.

a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

How do you steal candy from a baby? You ask nicely.

Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

what do u call a fat guy in a pool u

people say thers saftey in numbers, try telling that to 6 million jews

Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

what's the difference between a duck?

How do you get a tissue to dance. You don't.

Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

What do you call a baby impaled on a stick? Lunch.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

What kind of toy do you give to a dead baby? A death rattle.

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

Once upon a time there was a boy who was 16 and a girl who was 14. The guy is in year 10 and the girls is in year 9 . Alot of people think he is a pedofile. Comment your opinion.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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