- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

What did the black guy say after coming home from school? "I just got home from school."

Your dad isn't gay...but his boyfriend..HES REALLY GAY!

Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

Q: What did the black man say to the sheriff? A: Good day, officer

roses are red viloits are blue Bernard is hot but then i led to you

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

Benny: Hi, my name is Benny, what's your name? A potato: ...

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

Knock knock Whose there? 4

There was a asian jew and a black man standing at a bus stop wht do you call the Freinds

my grandpa has the heart of a lion, and a permanent ban to the zoo.

Roses are red, Violets are violet,

what's white and bumpy? Milk. But it's not bumpy.

Why did John fall off his bike? Because, he is a fish and fish cannot ride bikes.

Why did the boy lose the race? Because he is morbidly obese.

A blonde, ginger, and brunette took the SAT. They all performed successfully and were admitted into their colleges of choice.

how are a ferrari and a pile of dead babies similar? neither are good to have in your garage when the police come.

A Jewish person was found dead in an alley way last night, Hitler did nothing wrong.

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

What was the strangest part about meeting a girl called Suzie? She had arms.

Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

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