- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I wrote a joke for 'Anti-Joke', I laughed, it was funny.

What did the racist black man say to the white man? Nothing they both died in a car accident.

Why did the carrot jumped over the fence? It didn't. Carrots do not have the physical ability to jump.

when i'm away from home i sometimes get love sick, well they call it chlamydiae.

A blonde walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What're you drinking?" The blonde says, "Nothing yet. That's why I'm in a bar. But your lack of basic observation skills is disturbing."

What did the Icelandic man say to the Norwegian man? Vishtok yerder poten hash vil narsh varden.

What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

What do you get if you cross an angle with an antelope? An anglelope.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a convicted cannibalistic rapist.

Why didn't the ice cream cross the road? ??(?/?) ?. (KOREAN)

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because crossing through traffic is very dangerous

There was this fruit joke, but it had no punchline.

What's green and has wheels? The farmer's tractor.

How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

Q: What did bulbasoar say to charmander? A: Bet ya thought I was gunna say Bulbasoar!!

What do the snake and the bird have in common? They can both fly, except for the snake...

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

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