Robert Mugabe.

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A monkey walks into a bar. Monkeys are always funny.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Guess where my mom lives? Utah? Correct Guess where my dad lives? Utah? Correct Guess where my aunt lives Utah!?!?!? NO!!!! Trick Question b... she's dead

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I wrote a joke for 'Anti-Joke', I laughed, it was funny.

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My childhood friend said she had a bad breakup with her husband (yeah husband), and that she needed a really stiff one. Come on! How was I supposed to know she was talking about alcohol! She did blush and smile after I pulled my pants down however, that`s like seven out of ten right? I mean I was just trying to help a friend out right? And myself, fine myself, but it will be a total win/win situation, you know... Those where you win twice? "Dont worry, Im not comming" *pewpew*

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Why did the carrot jumped over the fence? It didn't. Carrots do not have the physical ability to jump.

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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What do you call 5,000 black people at the bottom of the ocean? A large quantity of African Americans who drowned to their death in the sea.

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You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

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What has got 56 eyes, 1 leg and 3 arms ? I don't know but that's right behind you.

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If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

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Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

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how many jews fit in an oven? none, its illegal to put a person in an oven....

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whats in a red suit with a white beard and jolly......st.nick jerking of and blowwing a load in your stocking while taking a shit on you coffee table before theen hanging it back up over the fire place

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Did you hear about the guy who lost his arm and leg in a car crash? Well, he just died in hospital. RIP.

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What do you say to a cashier? How much is it?

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yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on the scale she exclaimed "wow, i'm overweight" she then proceeded to eat a cupcake to mask her pain.

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If Voldemort was gay who would be his partner? Happy potter

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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What do you get if you cross an angle with an antelope? An anglelope.

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Q: What did bulbasoar say to charmander? A: Bet ya thought I was gunna say Bulbasoar!!

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an dislexik nam rwote hits

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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