people say thers saftey in numbers, try telling that to 6 million jews

Why was the man "hanging around"? He committed suicide.

What disease did Harry Styles get? 1Infection! (if you don't know, Harry Styles is 1direction's manager)

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

If John had eight apples and he eats three. Calculate the mass of the sun.

Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

where did you get those clothes? at the toilet store.

Kys

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

what's the difference between you and a yack one is a spitting idiot and the other one is a camel

What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

Q: In 2900 A.D, why did the stars started blasting at each other and exploding? A: Because it was the time for "Star Wars".

What do you call a black man with a small penis? Aids free

You are so down to earth, and never confuse that with "simple minded".

Quinn Grifith Randel lives in Roswell, GA

Roses are red Violets are fine I'll be the 6 You be the 9

Q: Why was the cook put in jail. A: He has killed 2 people and robbed several stores

What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

Shea's sty....

Looking for propane accessories? Well look no more!

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

I've got a great new 'Knock Knock Jock

Why did the carpenter cry? Somebody killed his family.

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