- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

What did the duck say when it saw a puddle? Nothing.Ducks are uncapable of speaking human speech.

A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

Why was the kid hungry? Because he lived in Africa.

There was a fat man crying. I just told him the local Mc D's was arson attacked.

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes......

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

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Knock knock. Who is their? Grammar. Grammar who? Of course you don't know.

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How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

What did the atheist say as Jesus walked past? nothing, he ran to the nearest bar and called the insane asylum.

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's Supe- oh wait it is a plane

what's worse than pie? alot of things.

Why did the fungus leave the party? Truffle.

Your momma so fat that she went to the doctor and he told he to cut down on the junk food because she weighs more than the average human being

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

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