- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

Whats green, furry and it stole christmas? A Robber with a Christmas tree on his back

Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

What does a salmon and a falcon have in common They both live underwater except for the falcon.

GIRL: Honey, for a holiday we should go someplace nice BOY: How will that work, none of us speak Mexican...

sorry got to poo

whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

Where was the black child's dad? At work. He'll be back around 6:30

A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

What is the difference between an empty bucket and a bucket of water? The Water.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

josh Roberts you speccy CUNT

Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

even a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then. but has a high probability of getting hit by a car and slowly dying from crushed limbs

What's a black man's favorite fruit? Clementines.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal

Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

When geese fly in the "V" shape, why is one side longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

what is big round and fat? Your MOM

Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

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