Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

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whats worse than the smell of nail polish? burning jews.

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So what have you overcome? I mean I know alot about you, but little about your personal deeper self, with that said, you telling me you are some kind of X-men when it comes to genetics?

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Q. How do you make a chicken dance? A. I don't know I was asking you.

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what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

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Your momma so fat that she went to the doctor and he told he to cut down on the junk food because she weighs more than the average human being

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Knock knock. Who is their? Grammar. Grammar who? Of course you don't know.

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Q: What did the duck say to the other duck? A: Quack

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Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

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Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

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How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

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Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

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Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

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What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

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What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

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What did the racist black man say to the white man? Nothing they both died in a car accident.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because her dad pushed her too hard -Knock knock -Who's there? -Suzie, I'm dead now with a knife through my neck and I'm ready to kill you since you didn't forward that chain letter, now hold still so I can chop off your toes one by one and peel your skin off then leave a bloody mess for your parents -k

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when i'm away from home i sometimes get love sick, well they call it chlamydiae.

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A blonde walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What're you drinking?" The blonde says, "Nothing yet. That's why I'm in a bar. But your lack of basic observation skills is disturbing."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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