- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In my eyes Nero, you are much like a philosopher, the kind which are mocked while they live, and then a couple thousands years later, are recognized as the most intelligent beings of their time.

Why did the baby fall out of the trees? Cause it was dead.

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

What did the therapist say to the other therapist? Your skin looks dry, let me lend you some ointment.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

So there's this white guy with a huge dick.

Hey

Your momma so poor, she has a hard time paying her bills.

Why didn't the white kid go to school? Because it was Martin Luther King day.

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 800 pounds

How does a black woman know she is pregnant? When she pulls her tampon out the cotton is already picked.

Who is best known for causing the Mt. St. Helens Eruption, The World Series Earthquake, and The Asian Tsunami in 2004? According to insurance companies, God.

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

AND THE GAME BEGINS ANEW!

Why did Jane break up with DeShawn? Cause they grew apart

What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

Did you know that in the country of Nigeria, every minute, 60 second passes?

Why was the man in the kitchen? Because his wife was raped and killed.

Your mum's so fat, she attends regular weight loss facilities to lose weight.

Why did the white guy sit on the toilet? So he could take a poop.

what do you tell a black man getting hit by a police baton? that is racial inequality, and you no longer have to take that due to Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.

what did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? get down.

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

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