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Yo mama so fat she has to wear large clothes

Twinkle Twinkle little wh**e close youre legs youre not a door. youre gonna get an S,T,D, youree only wanted cause youre free... Twinkle Twinkle little Wh**e youre cheeper then the dollar store

c-? men, C-men

What day comes after Friday? Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwards.

How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

The EPA.

Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

Q: Who visits the dyslexic boy on christmas A: Satan

What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

what's worse than getting cancer.........nothing cancer is a pretty bad thing

a man dropped a bar of soap in the shower. He immediately picked it up and finished washing himself. He then got dressed and left the gym.

What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

What time will the little girl get up for school? Never, she died in her sleep.

How do get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

A Hispanic, Jew and black man walk into a bar. The bartender tells them to get out because he's closed.

What looks like half a loaf of bread. The other half

Why can't Amy Winehouse sing? She's dead.

Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

Hey, do you wanna hear a joke? A joke.

What's black and blue, and read all over? The Merriam-Webster dictionary.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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