- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock.. Who's there? Not Sally!

How many freudians does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Two. One who unscrew the lightbulb and another who hold the penis....eehhh i mean ladder.

You know what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Because you touch yourself.

Why did Dom stop smoking? Because he died

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Why is red? He was just murmured by a phycopath.

Why did the blonde flunk out of school? Because she was a fucking idiot.

Why didn't the man tip his waitress? Because he's a cheap bastard.

You dropped something.... Yo lip

A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a hispanic guy are standing before a cliff. They proceeded to take lovely pictures.

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17

A man walks into a bar, purchases a beer, and leaves.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Chrismas? A: Cancer

What was the prostitute's favorite number? 68

What was Tiger (from Whinnie the Pooh) looking for in the toilet? Pooh

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.

A midget and a jew walk into a bar. i forget the rest of the joke but your motheris a tramp.

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

what do you call cheese that is not yours? stolen property

I found someone on the ground who wasn't breathing and had no pulse.They must have been in a damn deep sleep.

What did the math teacher get after he ate and he ate? A full stomach.

Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

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