What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

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Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

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5 Italian guys from Long Island

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What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

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Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

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Why did the girl drown? She had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

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What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

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Q:How do u kill a butcher A: Kill its family

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I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah

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what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

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What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

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Whats worse than being a black guy? NOTHING.

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why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

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Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

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Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

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What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 was having illicit sexual relationships with 9, of which 6 knew about, but was afraid to inform his wife, 8, who 7 stepped over to get to 9.

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What did the two homosexual dolphins do when nobody was around? They continued on their way because neither of them had met.

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What do you get if you cross a football with Theo Walcott? A goal kick.

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What is white and fluffy? A cotton ball.

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Roses are red Violets are blue These two lines are overused I wonder to what poem they originally come from

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I was in the 74th hunger games I hid in the cornucopia until almost everyone was dead. Then I saw Katniss and Peeta so while they were distracted with night lock I pulled a rubber chicken out of my ass and beat the shit out of them till they died then I won the 75th hunger game also. They asked me to be there mocking jay but I killed them all and blew the plane up in the Capitol the end. By Adam Chebali

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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