- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a black guy and an asian. They come from different race groups.

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

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Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

A midget and a jew walk into a bar. i forget the rest of the joke but your motheris a tramp.

what do you call cheese that is not yours? stolen property

I found someone on the ground who wasn't breathing and had no pulse.They must have been in a damn deep sleep.

What did the math teacher get after he ate and he ate? A full stomach.

What was the prostitute's favorite number? 68

What was Tiger (from Whinnie the Pooh) looking for in the toilet? Pooh

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Chrismas? A: Cancer

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.

Q: What did the black man say to the sheriff? A: Good day, officer

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

Knock knock Whose there? 4

Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

my grandpa has the heart of a lion, and a permanent ban to the zoo.

Benny: Hi, my name is Benny, what's your name? A potato: ...

Your dad isn't gay...but his boyfriend..HES REALLY GAY!

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