- Anti Joke

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big dick.

roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

A man walks into a bar and orders a water. He then drinks his water and leaves. The following day he returns to the bar and again orders a water. He repeats this for many days until finally one day the bartender asks him why he comes every day to just drink water. The man replies, "Water is free. I got laid off from my job last week. Rough economy, you know." The bartender starts charging him for water, and the man becomes homeless.

Why did you loose the basketball game? Because they scored more points than us.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Your mom is not fat!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because crossing through traffic is very dangerous

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a convicted cannibalistic rapist.

Why didn't the ice cream cross the road? ??(?/?) ?. (KOREAN)

There was this fruit joke, but it had no punchline.

What's green and has wheels? The farmer's tractor.

What did the Icelandic man say to the Norwegian man? Vishtok yerder poten hash vil narsh varden.

What do the snake and the bird have in common? They can both fly, except for the snake...

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

Statistics show That people with the most birthdays Live the longest

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What's the difference between a black guy and an asian. They come from different race groups.