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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a black man dead in the middle of the road... and a deer dead in the middle of the road? One is a human and one is an animal

What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven, they get burned because the oven was left on for to long and they end up being thrown away.

What do a turtle and an eagle have in common? They can both fly. Except for the turtle.

Why is paper white? Cause that's how they make paper.

When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

Your momma's so fat: She fears a lower life expectancy and consequently not seeing her grandchildren grow up.

James walks into a room he then leaves as the room is full of hot women but he does not find them attractive as he has a girlfriend and is also bisexual.

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent

Knock Knock. Who's There? Oh wait! i don't care!

There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

Why was Harry arrested? Because he stabbed multiple children.

Two guys stopped at a restaurant for coffee. "I'll have a mug of strong coffee," said the first. The second said, " I'll have strong coffee too, but I want a clean mug." The waiter returns and says, "which one of you wants the clean mug?"

Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Trouble with the trolley, eh? No

WWII veteran screamed! "You d@mn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

what do you call a fat man standing in the middle of the street a fat man

Knock knock Who's there Police, there's been an accident Oh really? Know i'm actually a serial rapist and i have a gun so open up

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