- Anti Joke

Two men are walking along the Great Wall of China. "Do you know how many years it took to build this?" one man asked. "Yes," the other replied. "Me too."

If I had xray vision I'd go to a black jack table and when the dealer dealt everyone there cards I would look at the hot girls boobs

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

What sport was the man with one leg excelling in? Ass kicking.

What’s the best part about knowing things no one else does? Nothing. I’m schizophrenic and can’t afford medication.

Whats the difference of a pile of dead babys and a lambrogini? One of them is not inside of my garage.

How many people does it take to screw a light bulb? One, it's all the sex they can get.

Q: What's the answer to this question? A: The question to this answer.

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

This time I saw it, so that is covert hypnosis, I mean normally people are aware that they are under a trance, but like now it was like huh? Until the last point there. You used caps in order to make it seem as if you where shouting, the mind reacts that way and bam! The hypnotic state leaves... ...I was kinda beginning to enjoy that... Nice, now I totally do not want to eat this thing, strawberry my butt.

A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two men are walking along the Great Wall of China. "Do you know how many years it took to build this?" one man asked. "Yes," the other replied. "Me too."

Haikus are easy But they don't always make sense. Refrigerator.

How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool.

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

Knock knock. Who's there? ... Damn knick knockers.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

whats the difference between ian bothom and david gower? shredded wheat.

What day comes after Friday? Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwards.

Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

Did you hear about the one about the man who walked into the library? He likes reading