- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did John McCain lose the election? He did not get as many votes as Barack Obama.

What's white and can't jump? A fridge.

Suicide Johnny and the Go Kill Yourselves

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How did the baby cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

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I asked god for a bike but i know he doesn't work like that so i stole a bike and asked him for forgiveness

good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

Why are blondes so dumb? They aren't dumb they just have prejudice against them

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

Henry was struck by a train. He was mourned by his parents.

What does it mean when you have big shoes? Either you were genetically born with big feet, or you are wearing sheos that are too big for you.

What is the difference between a brick and a ginger? The entirety of their chemical make up and physical appearance.

What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

Two women that are both blonde were driving together down a hill. Suddenly, the brakes fail and one blonde says "Oh no, we're gonna crash. The blonde in the passenger seat says "Don't worry, there's a stop sign." Then the blonde driver says "I'm not dumb okay, that's yield sign.

Why did the boy jump in the van? Because his parents had just been in a terrible car accident.... There where 2 fatalities.

walk into your friend’s house and say “what’s up with the dead guy out front?” (you have to murder a person for this joke to work)

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