What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

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what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

How did I do in the running events? Not that good, I'm a paraplegic.

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

How do you get a girls number? Grow some balls and ask for it.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

besides saying "Oh, Yeah" and punching down walls, what does the kool-aid man do? drink cool aid

What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

a man walks in to a night club he can not danse so he just wachis pepol

Whats black, white, and red all over? Hot sauce on a checkerboard.

What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? A good example of friendly competition.

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

There are two cows standing in a wide, green field eating hay. The first cow says: "Moo". The second cows says: "Thats funny, I was about to say that."

A priest, a rabbi and a proctologist walk into a bar. Why is there a bar lying in the middle of the sidewalk?

a group of mormons walk into a bar... just kidding mormons aren't aloud to drink.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

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