Hey I'm a poet and I didn't even realize that I was a poet

Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

Why didn't Jesus like Pizza? Because Pizza doesn't exist.

Poker face

what do you call an albino brown bear a polar bear

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What's red bubbly and spins around? A baby in a microwave

The once was a little girl named Suzy who liked swings; the only trouble was that she had no arms. In order to avoid having any jokes written (and recycled thousands of times) about this fact, she decided to run a sponsored marathon in order to pay for prosthetic arms. Suzy swung happily for the rest of her days. [L]

What do you call a blue horse with two legs and five eyes? A blue horse with two legs and five eyes.

Why didn't Michael Jackson celebrate his birthday? He's dead.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dying unloved.

What does a sailboad and a walrus have in common? Nothing.

Why did the black man get arrested? He sold cocaine.

whats black and strange a paki

What sucks more than being married? Being shot in both kneecaps

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Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

Whats long and red all over? This Cut on my arm, i should get it checked out.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother.

Ding Dong! Who's the - - - wait - - - I don't have a doorbell.

What did the athiest get for christmas? Well he shouldn't get anything becuase he doesn't belive in jesus.

Why can't you get a pterodactyl use the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

Bitch

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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