Q: what did the white man say to the black man? A: hi

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Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

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Why are black people black? They're not. They're brown you idiot.

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why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

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why did the boy fly away because his mum shot him out of a cannon

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What did the Muslim do when he got on the bus? He realized he was in the wrong place and got on a plane and blew it up.

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What's the Green Lantern's favorite holiday? Hannukah

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Why is it when birds fly in a "V" shape one side is longer? There's more birds on that side.

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What do you give a sick bird? Tweetment.

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A group of Germans eagerly await the FIFA football rankings. England is fourth.

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I was going to write a racist joke but there was too many black people watching me.

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Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

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Why aren't anti jokes funny? Idk. Watermelon in your pants, you're adopted.

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Why did Ant Man die? He was shot by a gangster, duh.

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A: "How much rope does it take to hang a baby?" B: "I don't know, how much?" A: "The guy at Home Depot didn't know either."

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What do you get when an elephant and a pig have baby? Nothing, mating between animals must take place between animals of the same species, thus making it impossible to cross these two animals

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2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

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Q: What the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage

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the next time someone says "yolo" im going to pull out my shotgun and reply "sadly..."

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What do you call something thats mostly made of wood, big, round and stupid A retarded version of the Knights of the round table

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THE GAME.

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A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

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An under aged girl walks into a bar. She couldn't have done so without a fake ID and early development.

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What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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