what did steven hawking say to the prostitute? Nothing, he is unable to speak, he needs help from his word speaker thing.

Why do jews love money so much? Because money is very valuable and everyone loves it.

What did the Ethiopian get for Christmas? Nothing.

How long does it take to paint a house with babies? It matters how hard you throw them.

a woman gives birth at the hospital in china and then the doctor comes in and says doctor- i have good news and bad news for your baby mother-what is it doctor- bad or good mother-bad doctor-the bad news is that the baby is a girl and the good news is that your baby has cancer

Whats The difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash And one is a watermelon

Why did the squirrel fall out of a tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of a tree? It was cruelly stapled to the first one.

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

"Knock knock," said the guy about to deliver a knock knock joke.

I once had a friend We had our arguments, and went our separate ways.

A paralysed man falls over.

Why is it bad to smoke in a public place? Because secondhand smoke may cause lung cancer.

Today, my house burned to the ground. FML.

women's rights

what happened when Bob told a joke? Joe laughed.

why cant dinosaurs talk? because they're all dead

A bear walks in a restaurant and asks for a table for one. Meanwhile, everyone else in the restaurant is freaking out because there is a bear in there

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waist down and had no way of feeling

Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

the sky is green no it is not

Whats red and hurts your teeth? A brick

Why was the guy tired? His titties were too big

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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