Knock knock. With the invention of doorbells, knocking has become almost obsolete.

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What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by your great grandma

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Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

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What do you call a black person who has fallen? an ambulance

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what did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? get down.

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Q. What do you call Lebron James on a roller Coster? A. A man who makes a lot of money and decided to take his family out on a family fun day to an amusement park.

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Q: What do you call a gay man in a... A: Keith.

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whats worse that finding your having sex with your long lost sister? having sex with your long lost brother

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie roll pop? It would have to take a reasonable amount of licks for enough enzymes in the saliva to breakdown the hard candy part.

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So a blonde walks into a wall...

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That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

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Why did the black man buy ten packets of Kool-Aid at the supermarket? Because it is a refreshing beverage that many individuals enjoy drinking.

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What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

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an orange and an apple are both in a fruit bowl, the apple says nothing as its an apple and apple's cant speak its just an apple

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Roses are red, Potatoes are yellow, ERMAHHHGERDDD PERRDERRRDERRR

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what did the terrorist get for christmas? probably nothing because terrorists are steriotypically muslim, but i imagine if not it was a gift close to his heart

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Roses are red, violets are blue, you have a disease, it's called cancer.

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What has two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

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John walked up to his dad one morning and shouted, "Dad, it's my birthday!" Dad said, "Cool, how old are you?" John says, "I'm seven!" Dad tells him to go downstairs and tell his grandpa. Johnny runs down and says, "Grandpa, it's my birthday, guess how old I am!" Grandpa sticks his? hand in John's pants and sticks his thumb into his anus. As he pulls his hand out, he pinches his penis. Grandpa says, "You're seven." John says, "How did you know?" Grandpa says, "I heard you tell your dad upstairs."

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What's green and fuzzy, has 4 legs, and if it falls from a tree it'll kill you? A pool table.

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A rabbit hops into a bar and sits on a stool, he then asks for a carrot, the barman didn't have a clue what he said because it was a rabbit so gives him a carrot to be generous. The bar door slams open and animal control put him in a cage and take him away. The moral of the story is that you should never let rabbits in your bar.

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Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

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Do you like fishsticks? Yes I personally think they are high in saturated fats, but to each his own Oh I thought you were asking if I was homosexual

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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