- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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See you later... Just joke I'm blind

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

I would tell you a joke but I'm not funny

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Sara had no arms! Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sara!

I went to Nebraska and saw a dead squirrel

If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? -Allergies.

What would be the worst thing to do to Helen Keller? Cut her hands off, as it would destroy her last chance at communication and re-arranging her house so she often fell nub first over chairs.

Whats fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? Theres twenty of them

What happens when your first name is Newton? You get nicknamed NEWT

Roses are red Violets are blue Some roses are white 72.4% of Americans are too

A man walked into his house He saw his wife having an affair with his teenage Gardner

What's more exiting than watching football Escaping through the underground railroad

Knock Knock Come in! :)

The continent of Africa is mired in corruption, poverty, food crises, disease, and the exploitation of its resources. Happy Kwanzaa

How High is a Chinese man

Midgets' mouths are perfect height for, kissing other midgets.

A mute man writes a joke that would only be funny to blind people.

What's long hard and full of seamen? A boat, or possibly a submarine.

Edward Smith had started telling a long rambling joke when William McMaster Murdoch cut him off with "I don't like where this is headed".

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

Does pizza sound good for dinner?

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